No, there is no time.

Lemme a sum things up.

Two days of no power.

The well finally turned on last night.

The dishwasher is backing water up and isn’t draining.

The vacuum isn’t sucking correctly, and sounds like a scram jet.

The well is being decommissioned as of tomorrow, and we will be using a tanker truck of water until it is back up. Maybe this weekend. “But we just don’t know.”

Comcast is down, again.

I don’t even know anymore.

Anyone have a water wheel and hydroelectric generator on hand, for those of us who are apparently way more in the sticks than the rest of civilization?